boxing day is ok
i have dinner at my sister's house, don't have to wash the dishes and get to drink all her husband's magner's :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:27,
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and then block the loo and say it was Jesus who did it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:28,
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nah, i leave that till the next day
so there's nobody to blame but me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:29,
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and then write in the toilet bowl with a sharpie
"Please stop shitting in me you bastards"
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:32,
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people already think i'm mental
i wrote on my bathroom door in luminous pen "if you can read this, the lecky's gone"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:34,
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