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# boxing day is ok
i have dinner at my sister's house, don't have to wash the dishes and get to drink all her husband's magner's :)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# and then block the loo and say it was Jesus who did it
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# nah, i leave that till the next day
so there's nobody to blame but me
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
# and then write in the toilet bowl with a sharpie
"Please stop shitting in me you bastards"
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:32, archived)
# people already think i'm mental
i wrote on my bathroom door in luminous pen "if you can read this, the lecky's gone"
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)