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# I am utterly hurt and offended now!
I don't own a moped, like to over use or even use the pukka (I can even spell the word correctly) and don't walk about with my head up my own bottom

I have been to Sainsbury's though I don't know if that counts as anything and if you look for my new recipe for lemon seagull in my new book. Damn, damn, damn you caught me out
Pukka
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Can I shag your missus ..
... while you are sweating away in 15 then ?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)
# How did you find out
the title of me next TV show?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Obvious ...
... 24 has already been done and anyway, the average British male needs 9 hours sleep. QED
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)