that sounds like the title of a traditional musichall song as sung by a traditional cockney geezer wearing a funny suit and a big hat:D
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 28 Dec 2010, 21:55,
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Size matters not . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 28 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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