what would he do if made to go and live back in australia?
his whole identity relies on being 'that australian guy'. but that wouldn't cut it there - he'd just be an old man with moderate painting and musical skills
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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Are Aussies even aware of him?
also the Minogues, Jason Donovan, Dame Edna
c'mon Aussies - spill the beans!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:33,
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i think they'd welcome him back with open arms.
they're crying out for wobble board experts and people who can make weird ploppy noises with their mouth.
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benito vaselini no not that one,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:38,
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