Unless you have a, let's say, 'less than normal' means of digestionI'm strongly commend using your mouth instead. I can't wholeheartedly suggest inhaling rice would be an advisable way to go.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:36,
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i think it's a deviated septum or somethingbits of ham and boiled egg do it, too. it's most unpleasant.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:37,
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