
I reckon you'll do an even better job than Geri Halliwell.
And you might get a chance to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:57,
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And you might get a chance to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse.

i look nothing like my passport photo any more.
not that i'd want to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse, of course
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:00,
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not that i'd want to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse, of course

He's ill enough without having his arse stolen by a pesky junior work colleague.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:05,
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So sod your nearest and dearest and section 8 of the Mental Health Act.
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to the point where they consider them human.
And they want their loved ones preserved until the end of time.
Add to that the people who are just plain in love with you and want a literal Trophy Wife.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:25,
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And they want their loved ones preserved until the end of time.
Add to that the people who are just plain in love with you and want a literal Trophy Wife.

How many of those just idly clicked it for a laff, and how many are going to assassinate you with a neurotoxin-tipped crossbow bolt, transport your cadaver to an expert Swiss underground taxidermist and pay to have you exquisitely stuffed and mounted, at immense cost, and then negotiate the tricky exportation of the finished artwork through customs and into their bedsit?
Only one or two, surely.
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Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:39,
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Only one or two, surely.