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# he is critiquing your wanking technique
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Up, down, around...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# waggle it lengthwise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Squeeze and pull...add some butter and churn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# remind me never to eat toast that you've made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Care for a vanilla-like liquid refreshment?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# i'll pass, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# That's o.k., there's lots of girls who want it.
*sounds of crickets*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# i'm not your type
what with not being inflatable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Yeah.....................there's no beating a sex balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Montgolfier porn FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:25, archived)