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# Beef jerky is disappointing.
How the fuck can meat let me down like that?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# sometimes, meat just doesn't live up to expectations
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Rather that than a vegetable living up to expectations.
(I like veg really)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# the veg i ate earlier is living up to expectation
there's a sprouty cloud lingering around my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I wonder if it has any nutritional value?
Canned vegetable farts ftw! An easy way to get one of your five a day!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# canned veg smells pretty farty anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:33, archived)