Is that what we're calling it now?
Why not just say 'off for a wank'?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:13,
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shaking hands with the unemployed
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:17,
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