I once got seriously doghoused by a girlfriend when we were on the rush-hour concourse at Birmingham New Street and they'd just put the price up to 20p, which I noticed for the first time as I was getting my 10p ready.
My immediate, incensed reaction was to shout '20p FOR A PISS? FUCKIN' HELL, HOW MUCH FOR A SODDIN' HAND JOB?'
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
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