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# I always try to go to a&e in sexy clothing
like the time I went in after the rocky horror show in a corset and a 7 inch gash down my arm from falling in high heels
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
I hope this is true. If so, tell it, do.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# sadly it is
seriously how do women wear them I almost died
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# *utterly refuses to do the 7 inch gash joke*
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# That's a pity,
given your worldwide reputation as an authority on the subject.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Oi, steady!
/longest dry spell ever blog
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I regard my copy of "The Chaotic Rumpy-Pumpy Diaries of J Peasemold Gruntfuttock, vol 1: Shag After Shag After Shag"
as something of a Bible.
Scorch marks on the carpet, tea up the walls, tears in the ashtrays, all sorts of wotnot.
I'm just hoping you can slow it down enough to finish writing vol 2 before going the way of the Marquis de Sade.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha...
If only, mon brave, if only...
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)
# You're an inspiration to us all, JPG.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)