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# Easy Solution -
Get rid of flatmate!
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Emvee - I could do a swap
is your flatmate any good at anything?

The 2 dark ones on the right need a home


(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)
# He's good at paying the rent
I doubt a kitten could match him on that score

[edit] damn you and your pictures of adorable kittens

it's a good thing my missus isn't here to see this...she'd have crumbled by now
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:39, archived)
# their names are...
snowy (named by new owner)
Toddy (named by me - as it has a dash of ginger - we are keeping this one)
Socks (temporary name)
Scampi (temporary name)

and their older sister Bella at the weekend twitpic.com/4l46ep
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Kicking out the blackies, eh?
I see.

You fucking racist.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# haha
the all-white was the FIRST to go! and we may yet keep that darkest one on the far right
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Whatever, Herr Savalas.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# your name vill also go in ze book - vot iz it?
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Helga Von Bustig-Boobiez.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# ah yes
I knew your father, Helmut
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Indeed. I heard you were his Oberfuhrer.
Quite the Helmut-meister, I understand.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# yes, he used to give me his Käse rations
everyday he would shout "Es ist Zeit für Ihr Helmut Käse" Oh how we would laugh, right up until they day I had him executed.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Yes - you're famous for being so fond of getting Helmuts to go off in front of you.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)