Missed opportunities gotta beFor all the blubbery boo-hoo's 'If only Herpes Kate in the 6th form had let me finger her for a packet of scampi nik-naks like she promised I wouldn't be a fat 43 year old virgin still living with my mum.'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa,
Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:17,
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