The trick of course is that if everyone has fired their wad apart from you, it's best not to jizz on the biscuit at all. Just point your chap elsewhere during climax. That way you are not the last person to jizz on the biscuit as you didn't and never will. Unless of course you like a bit of spunky goodness with your bourbon (I know I do).
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