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[challenge entry] Anyone wanna play?


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(billiepipersteeth, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:19, archived)
# i'm out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay i made this last week when i thought the compo was biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] and this :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:27, archived)
# You must have psychic powers......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Dam my premature ejecultion problem.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:26, archived)
# *wanks slowly while thinking of Mo Mowlam's sweaty arsecrack on a hot day*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Yay....I'M NOT ALONE AFTER ALL....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
# *retch*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
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The trick of course is that if everyone has fired their wad apart from you, it's best not to jizz on the biscuit at all. Just point your chap elsewhere during climax. That way you are not the last person to jizz on the biscuit as you didn't and never will. Unless of course you like a bit of spunky goodness with your bourbon (I know I do).
(billiepipersteeth, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:31, archived)