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# Now, look, fiend.
You - and it's not just you, it's very many people - have to realise one very important thing.
The word 'poo' is OK for two kinds of people; the under-5s, and those who have to govern the under-5s' toilet activities.

Otherwise, the word's just fucking creepy.
A creepy disease that's starting to leak into ordinary, non-baby life and infect adult discourse, which is all about pictures of squirrels with tits, etc.

Although, at the end of the day, www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbHOAbOcNI
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Yesterday, my four-year-old and I played a game.
We continued the evening with normal conversation, ecxept that every noun was replaced with the word "poo". Some examples:

When you've finished washing your poos, remember to dry them with the poo.
Daddy, can I have some poo please? Yes, I'll go get it from the poo.
Stop playing with the poo on the poo please.
It's time for poo now, so put on your poos and then turn out the poo.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 4:53, archived)