If you're lucky, you can swim with a piece of toilet paper.If, of course, you're suicidally stupid enough to swim in the water at Blackpool.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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that's no fishit's a jamrag with eyes
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:09,
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