forsooth, sirrah!thy fellow peelers hath vexed me mightily! for such lamentably crass behaviour, i shall now compose a sonnet that paints thee in the poorest light!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:57,
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i challenge thee, my lord, to approach meand test thy strength upon my knucles, if thou think'st thou art hard enough!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:06,
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I shall verily smite you, my lord......Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:12,
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The valiant never taste of death but once.
*slaps across the face with looted silk glove* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:23,
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