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# Don't just beat it dude.......
Get up and do a Kieth Moon on that kit, and kick the holy mother of fucking shit out of that bastard right now soldier.....!!

Just keep drumming, you know what happens when the drumming stops and I know you wouldn't want to put us through that...

A man goes to a pacific island for vacation. As the boat nears, he notices the constant sound of drumming. As he gets off the boat, he asks a native how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says 'very bad when drumming stops.'

Later that day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been spooked. 'Very bad when drumming stops,' he says, and hurries off.

After a couple of days with little sleep, the man had had enough. He grabbed the first native he saw, slammed him up against a tree, and shouted, 'What happens when the drumming stops?!'

The native replied, 'Bass solo.'

So no matter how hard that drumming gets and how much your arms start to hurt, don't you dare put us through a fucking bass solo..!

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)