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# my corduroy aardvark was fellated in a trapezium
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# you need a new translation phrasebook
that's not how you ask where the nearest cafe is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# In response, I was handed a pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# you were clearly talking to a spy
as pineapples can be used to remove fingerprints
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Makes note:
Next time I rob a place, I'll be sure to rub it down with a pineapple before I leave.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# no, no, no
it removes the prints from your actual fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# So does a potato peeler.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# but that hurts
and leaves lots of blood, which has DNA in it. you can still be traced.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I have completely removed the
skin from all my fingers through too much arseing around with superglue recently. truefax
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# used to love putting wood glue on my hands
and then peeling it off when it dried
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# ah yes :0)
they should give spies night classses in arts and crafts that'll sort their fingerprints out
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# i think they do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# copydex?
(may have misremembered)
modern pva just doesn't feel right...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:12, archived)
#
pineapple vegemite sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# do you come from a land down under?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# where women glow and men plunder?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# that's the place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# no. no i don't
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# me neither
they've got too many deadly animals there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# this is true
but we love them nevertheless!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)