I asked him how he could cope with what seems to be a difficult job.
He said 'S'nout to it.'
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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"Somewhere in this city," says Unicycle Boar Cop, "a crime is bacon."
"I'll stop them, the dirty trotters!"
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:40,
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When the criminals catch sight of our pot-bellied heroes;
"Scarper, it's the pigs!"
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:45,
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He pauses. He sighs. "Day in, day out," he says.
"Hogging a beat, porking the wife, it's all gone grey and samey."
"Time to retire. I'll find a place where I'll have no truffles."
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:52,
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"Time to retire. I'll find a place where I'll have no truffles."
Ooof! D: That was a good'un.
I'd have to try and exit with sty-le if I can't think of any others.
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