don't forget the tyre screech and bullet ricochet sound effects
and for the love of god, don't forget to slow the dissolve transition down so you have to pause for it to finish before introducing the next slide
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:39,
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Not to mention cheesy clip-art that should have stayed in 1995.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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And the sexy lady slide...
Ahem... how did that get in there...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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It's taken me a while but I think I've got the marquee text scrolling the way I want it.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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