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# I hope this leads to badassery involving
huge space ship falling out of the sky on fire

a battle on said space ship, with explosions and space mecha ninjas

and witty one liners followed by pressing emergency buttons on doors which lead to yet further explosions

meanwhile outside the space ship fucking lizards flying jet fighters are battling dragons

and it's all illuminated intermittently by monstrous flashes of lightning followed by cataclysmic thunder raptures

Oh yeah, and the chick is hot.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# "Oh yeah, and the chick is hot."
If you're into that sort of thing, then yeah. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# the dude is hot too
got to cater for all demographics
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Yes; the men should be badass, the women should be hot (and badass), and it should be badass in general.
Badassery all around!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# the baddies should all be badass and also ambiguously evil
this leads way to them not actually being evil and the forces of good inadvertantly fighting for evil while the evil evil and evil are actually locked in combat for the amusement of the forces of good.

No, wait, this is a little confusing now, we need an explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Coming right up! *detonates C4*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# awesome, if there's any kind of coherent plot in all this, nobody cares, because it'll all look EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# It's a feast for the eyes!
A quote producers like to use when they realise their plot is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)