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# aaah...can't beat an early morning run along the beach, nailed to a cross...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# stick him in the sand
better than those sodding iron men
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# should have stuck Gormley there instead
see how he likes it...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# they did, basically
they're all moulded on his body, just like pretty much every statue he makes, the fucking egotistical wankbubble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# bet his dick's been made bigger
purely for aesthetic reasons of course
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# doubt it
the dicks look pretty unimpressive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# O_O
Those were fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# they're shit
only good thing is when someone draws cocks on them or tries to fit one with a mankini
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)