I was once disqualified for not passing the boinker.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:02,
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Quite right too.
A gentleman always passes the boinker to the left and the port to the right. It is the done thing. It just is.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:20,
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