'Oh dear, someone is spraying their semen all over my exposed breasts. How fucking miffed I am by this!'
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:24,
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my globes are all glossy as a result
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:24,
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"I still have no idea why I sat here waiting for this fellow to finish basting me with baby batter, but oh well."
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:31,
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She loves it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:48,
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