'I will be cunning and superficial. I will make passive aggressive jokes. When I go to the bathroom I will tell my man you were in there and had bad gas. I will mention that I saw you picking your nose by the kitchen. I will think out loud how familiar you look and then on the way home remember that you were the girl who gave my cousin crabs. I will win. Trust me. You may deliver our meal, but I will deliver the dessert. OH NO I DI’NT. I did.'
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:26,
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This sounds like most break-up texts I've received.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:29,
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HahahahahaThe way to avoid that is keep to their 'phone.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:30,
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They find a way. Damnit they always find a way! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:53,
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