I left him alone with a bag of flour for five minutes.
Now it's scone.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:10,
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Police have warned people against buying cut-price continental christmas cakes.
They're most likely to be stollen.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:19,
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best joke I saw about the thieving ck
worrel thompson caught stealing wine and cheese from tescos, and thats just for starters..
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acidgiant,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:39,
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