It seemed churlish to say
"There are at least three other dumb schlubs who've already done the same joke and you should have googled it before inflicting this crap on us"...
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Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:29,
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You did ask.
Actually I quite liked this one...
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Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:41,
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