If I try and stick my cock up my arse I look like a girl.
It must be flaccid. That's essential.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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I say 'if'.
Of course, I mean 'when'.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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