
Sorry, I'm just off out now to panic-buy stamps, petrol and used copies of FIFA07.
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Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:55,
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20 minute bloody queue for petrol (in my defense, I wasn't panic buying, I just needed some!)
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Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:57,
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during the olympics when everyone's stash of petrol in phenol-laden plastic containers catches fire because of the 20 illegal immigrant workers' families smoking recently outlawed legal highs in the garage we've been too soft on.
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Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:17,
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