
Doing the dishes. But then a troublemaking hobbit bursts in and does a poop on his carpet, forcing him to spend all day cleaning it out its shagpile fabric. Then he drives by the hobbit hole and uses fluorescent magenta paint to draw penises all over it and then rapes all the trees in the garden. He made the saplings watch.
As revenge. Obviously.
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As revenge. Obviously.