Who were you?
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broadsword w⚓,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54,
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Samantha Fox
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:56,
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I always preferred the other one, her with the dark hair
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broadsword w⚓,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:57,
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I've had her, her minge stank like a blocked drain at a halal butchers
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59,
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She said you had a willy like a pipecleaner that had been left in a bottle of turps
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broadsword w⚓,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59,
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I had to put it in her weehole or I couldn't feel the sides :(
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:00,
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I heard you wee'd in her weehole and she didn't even notice
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broadsword w⚓,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:02,
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she did when the bladder parasites starting breeding
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:04,
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It's cute that you've got a nickname for your semen
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broadsword w⚓,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:05,
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sod this, imma go talk to my parrot
if you catch my drift
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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We've all 'talked to your parrot'
eh? Phwooar
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broadsword w⚓,
Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:13,
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