How aboutMichael Mcintyre, with a goatee, smearing his chest with extra spicy chutney, whilst also wearing skin tight lycra bicycle shorts that lead nothing to the imagination, but with a hatch around the back such that he is simultaneously shitting on a parapelegic puppy
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Tue 1 May 2012, 19:11,
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