We call the successful conspiracies governments.
oh.. wait
THEY GOT ME MAN! MY POUNDLAND TINFOIL WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH
DAMN IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE USED ONLY THE HIGH QUALITY BACOFOIL BRANDED TINFOIL
*runs off screaming*
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