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# If Linux was a woman:
You could do whatever you want with her; in fact, she insists on that.
She likes it when you pass her around to your friends.
You're much less likely to get a virus.
She can easily handle a lot of processors at once.
On the other hand, she doesn't care how small your chip is.
You can pick her up for free.
She's Scandinavian.

Man, you wish Linux was a woman.
(, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:25, archived)
# dunno, these days linux likes HUGE THROBBING CHIPS
with massive CORES

that can really PUMP "BITS"

(, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:58, archived)