In that case
You might want to send a postcard....
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/b2b49da0e68b052689b6/retrob3tapostcard.jpg)
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:11,
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I'm not going to say it, but....
If this happened to appear on a certain page of a website, in which the name of the page rhymes with cunt shunt, I'd happily turn my screen round to view it in all its glory.
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:34,
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