Clever, convoluted and crazyAll rolled into one. I love it - In all my years of semi lurkering this is among the best punnage I've seen.
Also it fits in with my day, I'm the chef in an Italian restaurant which annexes a pub. The pub has a kids play area in it. Today I had to do an interview for the local rag, one of the questions was 'if your restaurant was a celebrity, who would it be and why?' fucking ridiculous questions deserve a ridiculous answer, but apparently 'Jimmy Savile cos we really like kids' is an inappropriate answer.
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Also it fits in with my day, I'm the chef in an Italian restaurant which annexes a pub. The pub has a kids play area in it. Today I had to do an interview for the local rag, one of the questions was 'if your restaurant was a celebrity, who would it be and why?' fucking ridiculous questions deserve a ridiculous answer, but apparently 'Jimmy Savile cos we really like kids' is an inappropriate answer.