haha!
I challenged myself to think of a Jim'll Fix It gag that had nothing to paedophilia but failed.
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Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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Clever, convoluted and crazy
All rolled into one. I love it - In all my years of semi lurkering this is among the best punnage I've seen.
Also it fits in with my day, I'm the chef in an Italian restaurant which annexes a pub. The pub has a kids play area in it. Today I had to do an interview for the local rag, one of the questions was "if your restaurant was a celebrity, who would it be and why?" fucking ridiculous questions deserve a ridiculous answer, but apparently "Jimmy Savile cos we really like kids" is an inappropriate answer.
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Sun 14 Oct 2012, 1:36,
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Also it fits in with my day, I'm the chef in an Italian restaurant which annexes a pub. The pub has a kids play area in it. Today I had to do an interview for the local rag, one of the questions was "if your restaurant was a celebrity, who would it be and why?" fucking ridiculous questions deserve a ridiculous answer, but apparently "Jimmy Savile cos we really like kids" is an inappropriate answer.