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[challenge entry] Not available in Apple White

From the Unlikely Brand Crossovers challenge. See all 164 entries (closed)

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm lazy so here's a pea from ages ago

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:12, archived)
# have you ever covered your penis in 'clown white'?
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:16, archived)
# now if they made vacuum sweepers, they would have finally made something which doesn't suck.
/been_waiting_15_years_to_tell_that_one
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:13, archived)
# shop it!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I will now, I guess.
...but now I have to go to work :( nobody steal my stolen idea, ok?
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I'll watch it for you
I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of people opened up Photoshop and cried out in delight
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha!
I just saw the lights dim here from the excessive CPU load on the power grid
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:26, archived)
# MR SCOTT! GET... ME... MORE... POWER...
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Haha! I stole your idea and there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:30, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# also, mega_woos! especially the choice of colo(u)r
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:15, archived)
# COLOUR.
DEFINITELY COLOUR.
IN AN ALUMINIUM* TIN!
not aluminum. not a can. An aluminium tin!


*probably steel
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:17, archived)
# oh, ok. let me drive my car to the gas station, and get some gas, and then i will go buy some and put it in my trunk
....omigod, it's raining, and the wipers are not cleaning my windshield!

EDIT: aww hell naw, my ass is itching again. I need to go to the pharmacy
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# haha. Get some Twinkies or jelly rolls while you are there
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Hey feller, let me get that for yer.
pharmacy drugstore
The Americanism I REALLY hate? "Bangs" for fringe. Can't even bring myself to construct a humorous (see what I did there!) sentence using it.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:31, archived)
# that is an odd one
not even forehead drapes
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)