also, he should have a sidekick called 'Blackhole'that's basically just a man doing permanent goatse
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:45,
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Or a huge blackened anus with arms and legs. Or this.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:04,
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