You need an army of minions.
Each with their can and a short lifespan.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on,
Sun 6 Jan 2013, 15:29,
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Or an army of onions
In the pan fried to a tan.
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Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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