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# You forgot the most basic rules though.
1 ENGLISH, slowly and loudly.
2 Shoot a few of 'em for being 'Willfully and persistently forrin'.
3 Teach the survivors to play cricket.
GOD BLESS HER MAJESTY!
HUZZAH!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Always carry a black umbrella with which to poke Johnny in the chest, should he be a trifle deaf, or slow-witted.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Also useful for if you tend to forget passwords.
No Hun would ever carry a brolly dontcherknow.
:D
/Major Allison Digby Tatham-Warter
EDIT:
www.pegasusarchive.org/arnhem/tatham_warter.htm
(, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)