It's fucking snowing yet again,
As Nature dons her smashing blouse,
Whiter than white with fluorescent dye,
Bewhilst the flakes shit down in clumps,
On the manky lawn and also the pond,
In winter an inexplicable bright blue,
Where close by our MDF gazebo
The newts perform streetdance for you,
The last survivors of Atlantis,
With Anastasia and UFOs,
Gandalf, ley lines, poltergeists,
Healing crystals and arts and crafts.
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As Nature dons her smashing blouse,
Whiter than white with fluorescent dye,
Bewhilst the flakes shit down in clumps,
On the manky lawn and also the pond,
In winter an inexplicable bright blue,
Where close by our MDF gazebo
The newts perform streetdance for you,
The last survivors of Atlantis,
With Anastasia and UFOs,
Gandalf, ley lines, poltergeists,
Healing crystals and arts and crafts.