I reckon
we should have 'Make a picture to win National Geographic Photo of the Year'.
It'd have shedloads of sharks, but might work.
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa.,
Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:58,
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Or
"the erotic life of skyscrapers"
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paw,
Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:07,
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