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Word up Fred, how's Jackie?

I'm trying to write a few 'comedy' lines in the following fashion:

You say tomato, I say tomahto
you say admiring from afar, I say its stalking

Anyone got any ideas?

(Fellmeister, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)

you say tomayto

i point out it's a grapefruit

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tumph, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 18:52, archived)

you say admiring the beauty of the female form

i say perving

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tumph, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 18:53, archived)

You say

tomato, i say what tomatoe? there is no tomatoe - the iraqi information minister.

(fulcrum, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)