No, you're thinking of
'No pig, no bacon.'
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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I wait german science to make "ZE BACONIZER"
With which a man makes a pig into an instant bacon
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:47,
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