no, i just want to cause him horrific pain and suffering
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:04,
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Hmmmm... perhaps you should ask him first...
Some people don't like hot water.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:05,
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think i'll just go home instead
as i can't bear to be in the same house as him
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:07,
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