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# It looks
like a man with a beard wearing a duck.
I'm a little surprised how little in life I have written that sentence, but now I have, I will do so more.
I like the pic muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:56, archived)
# if you ever fart in front of a small child
never try to blame it on "the duck who lives in my pants".
they may find it funny, but it's not so funny when they bend down and shout at your arse, in front of bemused strangers, in an attempt to talk to the duck :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:59, archived)
# My arse
gets shouted at a lot. Mainly things like 'Look out!; Wide Load!' :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:27, archived)
# mine only gets comments if i'm in a swiming costume or a bikini
and people can just about see my tattoo :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:30, archived)
# With thanks to mictoboy IIRC


EDIT: God, I'm an idiot. It says so.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:41, archived)
# aaargghhh! thong!
those things are all kinds of wrong!
>.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43, archived)
# thanks a lot. now i'm listening to patricia the stripper.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:06, archived)