Hehe.
Reckon he carries important crustatements in his briefcase?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:01,
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Or maybe he's packed one of these:
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:51,
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